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  • reglay replied to your photo: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one example…

    man people don’t seem to understand that if Obama was the antichrist, literally everybody would love him?? I’d be more worried about idk Neil Patrick Harris or something

    I KNOW RIGHT AAAA

    I actually know someone whose parents think Arnold Schwarzenegger is the antichrist, so.

    atm judging by tumblr I’d be more worried about Bolin or Tom Hiddleston. And one of THOSE is fictional.

    EDIT: oh and NPH is safe btw my gramma hates him because she doesn’t think a gay man should play a womanizer

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  • reglay replied to your post: reglay replied to your post: fuckyeahwodao replied…

    I lost all ability to judge the moment I published zombie sex tbh

    /brofist!

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  • reglay replied to your post: fuckyeahwodao replied to your post: fuckyeahwodao…

    yeah cats have barbed penises, it’s super fun stuff

    Oh I know about the barbed peens 8D it’s uh. been. a plot point before. multiple times. (d-don’t judge orz) but the wording of spines has me skeeved there because i’m imagining a dick with like friggin’ porcupine quills on it and

    well

    that kinda does beat giant green dick

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  • reglay replied to your post: FE7: Morphs and Genitalia

    this is legitimately excellent and I approve

    aaaaa thankyou haha LEGIT MY FIRST REAL HEADCANON POST AND IT’S ABOUT DICKS

    I AM THE BEST FANTHING

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